For Eva

Today while riding in the car, Macho pulled up his shirt sleeve, and said, "Mom, do you see that?"

Mom, "Yes, what is it?"

Macho, "It's my burning armpit!"

Mom, "You have a burning armpit?"

Macho, "Yes, and it will 'stroy you!"

Mom, "Your burning armpit will destroy me?"

Macho, in a growly voice, "Yes, it will shoot fire and 'stroy you!"

"Hot 'Pits" got a haircut today!