Jammy Says . . .

. . . with a shudder, while sitting in the minivan, buckled into his booster seat, "My life is really scary."

Mom, "What?"

Jammy, "Well, I'm talking about when I was a kid.  I fell off of the roof and broke a rock, and I fell at the park and broke my arm." (both happened over 3 years ago, when he was 3)

Mom, "What about last year when you broke your arm in your tap dancing class?"

Jammy, "What?!? I broke my arm in my tap dancing class?" (less than a year ago)